Frequently Asked Questions

Here’s where I put those questions that everyone asks me so I don’t have to answer them 5 billion times. (Right now it’s just random smartass things I could think of to fill this)

Are they real?

Very much so. And I’m willing to donate to the itty-bitty titty committee

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

42, but shouldn’t you be asking me what the question 42 answers is?

You can’t be 29, really?

Yes, thanks for the reminder that I really am that old. But I still get carded for rated “R” movies so I guess that’s ok.

Boxers or Briefs?

I prefer a man in boxer briefs. Best of both worlds ;) as for me..it’s a secret ;)